Most of our consultants have at least 2 decades of experience. So it goes without saying that they speak their own language. The following directory of acronyms will help translate some of their texts.

ATD:                 At The Doctor’s
BFF:                 Best Friend Fainted
BTW:               Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT:              Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM:               Covered By Medicare
CGU:               Can’t get up
CUATSC:        See You At The Senior Center
DWI:             Driving While Incontinent
FWB:             Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW:          Forgot Where I Was
FYI:               Found Your Insulin
GGPBL:           Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA:              Got Heartburn Again
HGBM:           Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO:          Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO:           Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL:              Living On Lipitor
LWO:             Lawrence Welk’s On
OMMR:         On My Massage Recliner
OMSG:           Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL-CGU:    Rolling On The Floor Laughing – Can’t Get Up
TTYL:            Talk To You Louder
WAITT:         Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA:           Wet The Furniture Again
WTP:                Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO:           Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI:           (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

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